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Wants Demotivational Poster


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm, #233650
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm, #233521
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


He/She -


TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 3.93/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am, #256339
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm, #256329
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -


TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

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Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm, #80070
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm, #80067
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm, #80064
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm, #80059
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm, #79935
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm, #79926
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm, #79917
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.




OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm, #142217
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm, #142213
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm, #133512
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm, #133482
So d*** good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm, #133471
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am, #133349
Very clever, d*** you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm, #133157
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm, #133155
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy p***. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm, #133138
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours




WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?


TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am, #234108
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.


ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...




HAN SOLO - Wants hugs. And all of your money.




2 MINUTES FOR INSTIGATING - Hey! I'M Gretzky. But you've got no backhand. I'll backhand you.


TAGS: everyone wants to be the greatest
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 3:31 pm, #160518
How did I miss this one?? 5 hat tricks
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 2:51 pm, #160508
lol i love this space
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:17 am, #115474
Thanks Bone. I think the day shift must have been slacking off. This one is still over three. I guess they'll hit it after the long weekend.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:53 pm, #115277
5 The Great Ones, in a back handed sort of way


UNFORTUNATE LOVE -


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am, #244124
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am, #244121
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


THE CAT - Sometimes has a point!




CUTE PUPPIES - How much is that doggie in the window? About $3.65 a pound. Bon appétit




SORRY KIDS - Looks like we have something in common, I never got to see my dad either ...


TAGS: god wants full custody weekend
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:18 am, #229973
Hear, Hear .
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:54 pm, #229941

But he is always with us everywhere we go


YOU'VE LOST -


TAGS: star wars dumbest ending ever obi anakin wants to choke a b****
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:27 pm, #135411
No way... that was perfect. Never a need to overexplain. The two words say everything.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:25 pm, #135408
Thanks, Aggy. Though, now that I look at it...I could have done a lot more with that last line...Perhaps the lengthier "b****! I can choke you with the force!"
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm, #135404
Excellent.. great redirection.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 6:57 pm, #135374
Is that a good or a bad "Wow," lol? I am disheartened by your angry avatar. So...you can't force choke a Jedi? d***, I thought the only reason they didn't was for fear of retaliation...strangulation is a relatively slow death...still a good punch line.
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 2:04 pm, #135292
Wow.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:18 am, #135271
The Game
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:07 am, #135226
Random's Mom is a wh***!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:05 am, #135225
And knowledge like that will ensure you never get Laid f***stick.


Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes -


TAGS: aging wants needs changes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:53 pm, #247364
Bahaha...especially the eyes. And I always thought you got eye strain from reading in dark places!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:52 pm, #247363
Ya know Ugs, it's comments like that, that can very easily make you my next target! Glad you're back...muhahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:51 pm, #247362
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for a future poster to see where.
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:50 pm, #247361
In love with the mug in the picture? What ever rows your boat I guess. But thanks for the vote regardless...hahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:49 pm, #247360
Glad you're enjoying them...just be sure your Depends is fresh teehee. Thanks for the votes Mr. Gary.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:55 pm, #247357

Now I know why he has that intense look on his face...
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:18 pm, #247350
Nasty Pwissy is at it again.
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:10 am, #247343

There was a "W" in there?
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:38 am, #247340
Oh Forgot 5L.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:37 am, #247339
Yes I Think I'm In Love .
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:26 am, #247337
Geeeezus, Prissy, I’m layin’ down fives like a cashier at a casino……what a string of hilarity!


Girls -


TAGS: wizard of oz scarecrow lion tinman dorothy wants needs song girls fun
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am, #254657
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm, #254645
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.


Dirty Doctor Seuss -


TAGS: toronto canada woman wants children book banned in library violence and innuendo
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am, #254582
What...the ban or hopping on pop?
steve1961 - May 2, 2014, 10:10 am, #254576
Luckily, the TPL rejected the idea immediately.


PROVERBS - A penny saved is a penny earned. Yeah, but what the heck are you going to do with one freaking penny?


TAGS: who wants a freaking penny
Rating: 3.92/5

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redhdsrbst - March 10, 2011, 10:35 pm, #214006
Make a down payment on a piece of penny candy :P


OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags...


TAGS: september challenge who wants dry water
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

CANADA - October 3, 2009, 1:08 am, #123471
by bad, i didnt read that part. i didnt even read the caption till now
Das Ghoti - October 3, 2009, 12:37 am, #123470
Lively "coming-out" parties? no thanks Canada, i'll stick to my co-ed shindigs
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 1:30 am, #118631
must be good stuff to make the cups dance like that, SO POUR ME A ROUND!


UNDERCOVER WORK - My, what a big nose you have, sir! All for smelling the King better...


TAGS: macdonald wants to kill the burger king
Rating: 2.1/5


why yes, this is my hangover face -




Falling -




Beauty Overwhelms Reason -


TAGS: hidden deep inside wants you
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:21 am, #259132
Sweeeeeet! 5 goth lions!


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